manougijsbrechts:

Because Marisha’s face journey made me laugh so hard. It went from to offended to “Well I guess that’s true”. 

(gif is not mine)

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nightfalltwen:

sinriel:

prokopetz:

A tip for smutfic writers: the word “sizeable” will never be sexy in any context whatsoever.

“Idris Elba brought me roses and a sizeable homemade tiramisu.”

That is the sexiest sentence I have ever read.

realgreglestrade:

Scrolling down Tumblr in a public area is like playing russian roulette. You may be safe with one post but you have no idea if the next will be some gay porn. 

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

(Source: twitter.com)

pure-leafs:

theshitneyspears:

2019 isnt going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

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(Source: theshitneyspears)

owo-cakes:
“thetygre:
“ octobersparrow:
“ mythicgeek:
“ This is never not funny
”
rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens
”
trying out passwords
”
BIGGEST MOOD
”

owo-cakes:

thetygre:

octobersparrow:

mythicgeek:

This is never not funny

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

trying out passwords

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BIGGEST MOOD 

(Source: thats-so-meme)

SIGN THIS PETITION TO KEEP ADULT CONTENT

hamayazvr:

transamee:

tgirlinthemirror:

charismaismydumpstat:

screwingwithsfm:

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https://www.change.org/p/tumblr-com-allow-nsfw-content-on-tumblr
https://www.change.org/p/tumblr-com-allow-nsfw-content-on-tumblr
https://www.change.org/p/tumblr-com-allow-nsfw-content-on-tumblr

Tumblr wants to take away all adult content on the platform, abandoning a large majority of it’s userbase which uses the site for this exact matter. Please sign the above petition if you would like to keep tumblr the way it is. They need to be shown that they will lose a HUGE amount of their traffic if they’re too carry this through.

PLEASE REBLOG AND SHARE

I will say that since I signed and reblogged this originally like, an hour ago, the number of signatures has nearly doubled. So keep spreading it around, people. 

Signed it. Reblogging it.

Signed & Reblogged

Signed and Reblogged, ALMOST 300,000 sigs!!!!

yugiohslav:

country roads, take me home
to the place i belong

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lesbianrey:

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ally of the year

seasnailsplatoon:

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

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spiderine:

hatingongodot:

beth-or-whatever:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

The female gaze can be completely inscrutable for men but here’s a quick and not-entirely-sensible diagram I drew while pooping to try and make my preferences clear:

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Sorry, let me make it more accurate:

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Originally posted by josscarters

You understand COMPLETELY

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Originally posted by chrishemsworth

cishetsbeingcishet:

you fucking degenerates: it was an accident!!!!!! it just slipped out!!!!!!! he forgot he was live!!!!!!! IT WAS A HEATED GAMING MOMENT!!!!!!!! 

me: thinks about vinny from vinesauce, someone who exclusively does livestreams, someone who has had plenty of Heated Gaming Moments and once got so enraged at continuously losing at mario kart that he literally threw up, but has still never accidentally said a fucking racial slur 

 me:

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psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

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in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

(Source: justintaco)

nyclesbian:

sbrown82:

alwaysbewoke:

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

I’m crying

(Source: alwaysbewoke)